太长了，只好放日志了。网上看到的，最喜欢后两个。 不是看不起英语,看中文多了不起！ 以下是一段嘲笑人家口不对心的浅白英语短文: “You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. Th